Skills: Big Boobs

So, my temporary job has come to an end, and once again I find myself on the hunt for gainful employ that with luck will not interfere with my holiday plans.

Aside from the fact that no job seems to suit my precise intellectual needs, there is a sprinkling of part-time menial tasks that fetch a high-end hourly rate that I could squeak by on, but I have to rely entirely on my resume and cover letter in this digital age. I feel a little disappointed that I have to not only earn my right to an interview based on merit, but also know that I will be hired for my professional accomplishments and not my physical ones.

I thought when I got out into the work force that my cleavage might from time to time supplement for my lack of experience at the risk of an occasional ‘encounter’ with a lecherous boss, but no.

Apparently, this whole sexual harassment is a crime thing is being taken to an extreme where now by mere guilt through association, objectification has also been criminalized so much so that I can no longer put big boobs in the skill section of my resume.

Shit.