A Scab During The Writers’ Strike
January 22, 2008
In an attempt to launch myself into a writing career, I have decided to become a scab by submitting a Top 10 list to the Late Show with David Letterman. Though it is not usual for one to gain access to the comedy writing world via a contest where the grand prize is a t-shirt…I am sure my writing prowess will impress in these desperate times. Observe:
Top 10 Least Popular ‘Bucket List’ Items
10. Experience the joys of adult diapers.
9. Thank your 5th grade teacher, she was right…you did amount to nothing.
8. Turn out just like your mother.
7. Star in an erectile dysfunction ad.
6. Be the cause of ground breaking privacy laws after being ‘caught in the act’ in a public restroom.
5. Have your name become synonymous with something on the same level as shrapnel or lynching.
4. Start smoking.
3. Tell everyone you are actually crazy and not just a drug addict.
2. Get audited by the IRS.
1. Make the Darwin awards.
Anyway, Dave, call me babe!
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